All $i want for(christmas)

if (date('Y-m-d',time()) != '2013-12-25')
	exit;
 
$items = array('a lot','the presents underneath the christmas tree','you');
$youCouldEverKnow = 1;
 
foreach ($items AS $i)
	{
		if ($i!='you')
			continue;
		else
			{
				for ($myOwn = 1; ; $myOwn++) 
					{
						if ($myOwn > $youCouldEverKnow)
							{
								$myWish = true;
								break;
							}
					}	
				$xmas = 'you';
			}
	}